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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

A Coffee Plantation in Bali: Live from SXSW

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 5 June 2016

ā±ļø 79 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes all Texans and those on the internet to thisĀ episode of Spontaneanation, recorded in front of a live audience at the 2016Ā South By Southwest Festival in Austin, TX!Ā This week, Pauls special guest is Who Charted? and Bajillion Dollar Propertie$' own Kulap Vilaysack! They chat about whom Kulap would kill first if murder were legal, getting into "gang" fights as a youth, and her time working at Hulk Hogan's Pastamania. Paul is then joined by his Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ co-stars Ryan Gaul, Mandell Maughan, Tawny Newsome, and Drew Tarver to improvise a story set in a Coffee Plantation in Bali. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!Ā 
The next live edition of Spontaneanation happens Saturday, August 6 at Largo at The Coronet! Join Paul & Eban as they welcome improvisorsĀ Dan Ahdoot, Tim Baltz and Tawny Newsome, and special interview guest Desmin Borges from You're The Worst! Tickets are on sale now!
This episode is sponsored by Leesa, Audible, Loot Crate, and Ritani.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome, welcome, all of ye.

0:05.0

Welcome, welcome all of ye.

0:19.0

Welcome, welcome,. Welcome. Welcome.

0:22.6

Welcome to you all.

0:28.6

What a joy it is

0:31.6

to be able to welcome people to something.

0:35.6

What happened before we came up with that concept?

0:40.2

What did people do?

0:42.1

Was a caveman sitting in his cave?

0:46.7

Seeing other cavemen walking around out in front of the cave mouth.

0:51.7

And he was like, me lonely.

0:58.3

Me wish other cavemen

0:59.9

would visit me.

1:02.6

That's right.

1:03.9

Isn't it very telling, ladies and gentlemen,

1:06.4

that we invented the concept of loneliness

1:08.2

before the concept of welcome?

1:11.8

Hold on.

1:12.5

It actually makes perfect sense.

1:14.0

It makes perfect sense.

1:14.9

The first you would experience loneliness.

1:17.7

And they would be like, I have to let these people know I want them to be around me.

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