IHGB #97 -- Bachelor Colton Finale and Our New Bachelorette

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Tv & Film

5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Well, we finally reached the end of The Bachelor season. For those of you who were thinking "WHAT WAS THAT," I feel your frustration. For others who are thinking "REJOICE! NEW TOPICS," get ready for some fun episodes on TV, movies, and something special for the 100th episode coming up in a few weeks! But this episode is all about Colton’s journey to find someone he calls “future wife” with a woman who calls him “that guy I once dated on a reality show.” Bless it. It was a lackluster of a finale, in my opinion. We were promised a roller coaster. What we got was a log ride. You know, just floating along, noting things to the left and to the right. And the one big huge dip at the end was NOT the announcement of our new bachelorette, no sir. Clearly the big moment was the chach parade. And Air Supply. Who could forget Air Supply? Hint: Anyone under the age of 35.E FRIENDS OF THE SHOW: Our friend Janice Dean wrote a book called Mostly Sunny! I wrote a review for the Associated Press. Check it out HERE and buy her book HERE! My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her! One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Book: Why I Hate Green Beans Enjoy the show!

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0:00.0	Happy Wednesday, everyone. Well, we finally reached the end of The Bachelor season. And for those of you who are thinking, what was that? I feel your frustration. For others who are thinking, rejoice new topics, get ready for some fun episodes on TV, movies, and something special for the 100th episode coming up in a few weeks. But this episode is all about Colton's journey
0:21.9	to find someone he calls his future wife with a woman who calls him that guy I once dated on a
0:27.6	reality show. Bless it. It was a lackluster of a finale and in my opinion we were promised a roller
0:33.8	coaster and what we got was a log ride. You know, just floating along, nothing to see here, stuff happening to the coaster and what we got was a log ride you know just floating along nothing to see here
0:39.6	stuff happening to the left and to the right and at the end we have one big huge dip and it was not
0:46.1	the announcement of our new bachelorette no sir clearly it was the chotch parade and air supply
0:51.7	who could forget air supply hint anyone under the age of 35.
0:57.5	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,
1:02.8	I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as
1:07.7	much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.
1:13.0	And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean casserole recipe.
1:17.8	But thanks for offering.
1:19.0	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:25.8	It's episode 97 of the I Hate Green Beams podcast.
1:29.3	I'm here with some guy in Austin, and we are probably about an hour and a half out from
1:35.1	Colton's Journey to Find Love Part 2.
1:37.8	And I don't know about you, but I left feeling all sorts of feelings that we're going to talk about.
1:43.4	What about you?
1:47.2	Mostly like what. Is indigestion a feeling? That's what I was saying early. I was like, we have to fast forward this because I'm getting heartburned.
1:56.1	Exactly. Yeah. So if that's a feeling, yeah, there were many times where I was like, man, this freaking guy.
2:03.2	Okay.
2:04.0	Can we talk about air supply first or can we have to wait?
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