IHGB #96 -- Bachelor Colton Fantasy Suites Recap

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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It's the podcast you've been waiting for. COLTON FINALLY JUMPS THE FENCE! Well played, ABC. You sucked me in thinking I cared more about the single bound leap, then juked me with Cassie breaking Colton's heart into itty bitty pieces. I did not see that coming. In this episode, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you. We discuss Cassie's father, her lack of communication skills, her wardrobe, and her likelihood of being the franchises next bachelorette. I say she's in the running. Some Guy's vote is for her sister. I can't wait to see who wins! EPISODE NOTES Our friend Janice Dean wrote a book called Mostly Sunny! I wrote a review for the Associated Press. Check it out HERE and buy her book HERE! Here's an article that will show men how to wear a scarf confidently. Will Colton continue his man scarf pride in the USA? Or is it just a Portugal thing with him? Time will tell. Want to read a full recap? HERE you go! FRIENDS OF THE SHOW: My friend Bethany Turner has a book coming out in May. It’s called Wooing Cadie McCaffrey. If you like binging romantic comedies on Netflix, you will LOVE her! One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Book: Why I Hate Green Beans Enjoy the show!

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's the podcast you've been waiting for. Colton finally jumps the fence.
0:05.6	Well played ABC. You sucked me into thinking I cared more about the single bound leap,
0:10.7	then juked me with Cassie breaking Colton's heart into tiny, itty-bitty pieces.
0:16.9	I did not see that coming. In this episode, some guy in Austin and I break it down for you.
0:21.5	We discuss Cassie's father, Cassie's lack of communication skills, Cassie's wardrobe, and her
0:28.2	likelihood of being the franchise's next bachelorette. I say she's in the running. Some
0:33.6	guy's vote is for her sister or her mom. Time will tell.
0:39.9	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
0:44.4	During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends
0:49.3	who love pop culture as much as I do.
0:51.6	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor
0:54.6	franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:00.6	But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. It's episode 96 of the I
1:09.2	Hate Green Beans podcast. It is the podcast you've been waiting for.
1:13.0	We have so much to talk about.
1:14.3	There are fantasy sweets.
1:15.5	Did Colton lose his virginity?
1:17.5	A.
1:18.4	B, did he ever jump the fence?
1:20.7	C.
1:21.6	How did he get Harrison to run after him in skinny jeans and produce a sweat?
1:27.3	These are questions we will answer today on the podcast.
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