Happy Wednesday, everyone. In this episode, some guy in Austin and I work really hard to try and figure out the following.

Number one, pageant gate is a real thing. Who's telling the truth, Miss Alabama or Miss one of the Carolinas?

Number two, is Teneal Arts a band or a person?

Number three, who would want to put on a blindfold after watching

Bird Box? Number four, is Demi a brilliant mastermind or future inmate or both? And finally,

who do we call to nominate be fumbled to be considered for placement in the dictionary?

Message me if you have an end at Webster's.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Hey, everybody.

It's episode 89 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast and I'm here with my friend,

Some Guy in Austin, who is B-fumbled by what went down last night. Some guy, how do you feel?

That's the one text message we exchanged last night.

Hannah, God bless her, could not think of another word.

No.

She even said, I can't think of another word.

And I thought, well, that's not really a word in the first place.

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