IHGB #88 -- Bachelor Colton Episode 2 Recap

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Tv & Film

5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Happy Wednesday everyone! In this episode, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me figure out just what went wrong when Miss Alabama lost her ability to speak. We also discuss shorty shorts, overalls, and how to make a proper toast. Love him or leave him, Colton is here to stay and he's ready to find a tiny blond wife. Which one will it be?! EPISODE NOTES: One of our very own long-time IHGB readers, Emma St Clair, wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it is killing it on Amazon. I read it in a day and loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma is witty. You don’t get that much in romances. It’s called The Billionaire Love Match and it couldn’t be more delightful. You’re not going to find any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing. Especially the sassy female lead who wears boots! If you’d like to read an entire recap of Colton’s second episode, click HERE! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Book: Why I Hate Green Beans Enjoy the show!

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0:00.0	Happy Wednesday, everyone. Here we are with the new Bachelor season, and as I said last week,
0:06.0	I understand that some of you are cheering as you listen right now, but others are annoyed by all
0:10.1	the Bachelor talk. I promise you, bonus episodes are coming your way. Never fear.
0:15.4	But before we jump into Colton's season, I wanted to talk to you about another cult, one of our
0:19.3	very own long time. I hate Green Beans readers. Emma St. Clair wrote a romance novel based on a reality show just like The Bachelor and it's killing it on Amazon. Very proud of her. I read it in a day. I loved it. Do you know why? Because I laughed. Emma's witty and you don't get that much wittiness in romances. It's called the billionaire love match.
0:39.2	I'll link to it in the show notes. And it couldn't be more delightful. You're not going to find
0:43.5	any fantasy suites, but you will find all the characters endearing, especially the sassy female
0:48.3	lead who wears boots. Y'all check it out the billionaire love match by Emma St. Clair.
0:52.5	Okay, in this episode, Some Guy and Austin and I
0:54.8	discuss the three dates. Colton takes his lovely ladies on. There's the one where they all wear
0:59.9	Lulu lemons while doing stand-up comedy. There's the one where they all wear tiny, tiny shorts,
1:05.2	careful not to pick their wedgies on national television. And then there's the one where Miss
1:09.7	Alabama loses her ability to speak.
1:11.7	I did not see that coming, and I didn't see the picking of the wedgies coming either.
1:19.6	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,
1:25.4	I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.
1:31.4	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:40.3	But thanks for offering.
1:41.5	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:46.6	It's episode 88 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
1:50.5	I'm here with some guy in Austin to discuss episode two of the Colton season.
1:57.5	How are you doing?
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