IHGB #55 -- Bachelorette Becca Week 2

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Before you listen to the show, I wanted to give you a head’s up on a few things: This episode is all over the map. Some Guy in Austin and I were both traveling, which is an entire ordeal by itself. We had to watch the show LIVE, heaven forbid. But this week is also the perfect storm for me. My second book is due, my roommate Lara and I are packing up to move across the neighborhood, there's a devil bird that won't stop chirping out my window, and I had this weird throat thing when I recorded the intro. I also call Becca by the name of Desire and Elroy by the name of Elmo. You know, from The Jetsons? How else am I supposed to describe Becca's tin foil diaper she wore on the dodge ball date? SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who's obsessed with The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. EPISODE NOTES: I think I called Becca, Desire, because I saw her on the horrific Ocean's 8 dramatization/commercial/ad. It featured bachelorettes from days of yore. I was able to track it down for you on Kaitlyn's Twitter feed. Watch at your own risk. Speaking of Ocean's 8, I'll be watching this weekend and reviewing it for the website. I can't wait! Some Guy forgot about Desire's "Right Reasons" Bachelorette video with Soulja-Boy. I have no clue how that happened because A.) He remembers everything and B.) It's unforgettable in every way. And we discuss Taylor Swift's bathing suits. Because why not. SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Newsletter Subscription: HERE Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram and Twitter Buy My Book: Why I Hate Green Beans Enjoy the show!

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0:00.0	Happy Thursday. Before I start the show, I wanted to give you a heads up on a few things.
0:05.7	This episode is all over the map. Some guy in Austin and I were both traveling, which is an
0:11.5	entire ordeal by itself. But this week is also the perfect storm for me. My second book is due this
0:18.4	week. We are moving and packing up this week.
0:22.2	And I was out of town this week.
0:24.3	So Scattered is the best word to describe what's going on here.
0:27.5	The most random example is a few times during Becca's Bachelorette recap, which you're about to listen to, I call her Desiree.
0:34.7	I blame the unfortunate Oceans 8 dramatization slash commercial that showcased Desiree. I blame the unfortunate Oceans 8 dramatization slash commercial that showcased
0:41.1	Desiree, Ashley, eyelashes, Caitlin, and Queen Trista during the episode. Did you not see that? Oh, good.
0:49.0	I have a link in the show notes so you can watch it at your own risk. You're welcome. Another scattery thing is that
0:55.8	the constant chirping bird is in the background again. You can hear it all through the episode
1:01.9	and probably right now if you listen hard enough. It's a devil bird that chirps 24-7 and I'm
1:07.2	asking for Jesus to please make it stop. There's also a text message that comes through with a loud
1:12.0	bing and I couldn't edit it out and I have yet another name trip up on the dodgeball date when I call
1:18.9	Elroy Elmo. Do you know from the Jetsons? How else am I supposed to describe Becca's tinfoil diaper?
1:26.7	It's the only way.
1:35.3	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.
1:41.1	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.
1:45.2	And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:50.0	But thanks for offering.
1:51.2	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:57.2	It's episode 55 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast, and we are on week two of Bachelorette Becca's Journey to Find Love, which already is very dramatic.
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