Happy Wednesday, everyone. A few months ago, Bachelorette Becca was really, really sad. So sad, in fact, that huge crocodile tears dripped off the tip of her nose as she sat in utter shock, while Ari halfway broke up with her because he thought maybe he sort of might have feelings for runner-up Lauren,

instead of the woman with whom he bestowed a big, fat Uncle Neil Diamond Ring just weeks before.

Luckily, ABC was able to document each and every punch to the gut.

Huge cameras wiggled their way into Becca's personal space,

capturing the poor girl

processing through what just happened on national TV in front of her mom

friends and that one ex-boyfriend dude who flew all the way to Peru to profess

his feelings at the apartment complex we saw every smudge of mascara and

every contortion of her devastated face in high definition.

Thankfully, Becca has been given her own chance to find love while journeying around the world.

She's back and ready to do the thing.

Sadly, controversy is still following her.

Season 14 of The Bachelorette officially premiered, and there's already a ton of drama

surrounding some of the contestants, most notably frontrunner Garrett. Some Guy and Austin and I

recorded this episode before we heard about his social media history. Our favorable comments are a

direct result of what we saw the night of the show. It's clear that this is probably going to be

the most dramatic season

in franchise history. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During

each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love

pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

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