IHGB #395 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Hometowns

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Hello, everyone!

Well, it's hometown dates, and our Golden Bachelor, Mel, is happy to answer any questions with one-word answers. In the spirit of fairness, he's unwilling to tell family members that he sees a future with anyone at the moment, deeming his situation unique and complicated.

Some Guy in Austin and I discuss how Debbie's family is totally fine with this, as long as Mel comes back and plays football with them in the backyard. Peggy and Cindy's daughters are a little more guarded.

In the end, Mel chooses between three women who perch precariously on a tiny wooden beam laid over the swimming pool. The woman without a rose manages NOT to fall into the swimming pool as she dismounts, heading to the rejection bench and awaiting the rejection SUV. Ten bucks says this woman is the next Golden Bachelorette!

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. Well, it's hometown dates and our golden bachelor Mel is happy to answer any questions
0:06.5	with one word answers. In the spirit of fairness, he's unwilling to tell family members that he sees a
0:12.9	future with anyone at the moment, deeming his situation unique and complicated. Some guy and also and I
0:19.5	discuss how Debbie's family is totally fine with this,
0:23.0	as long as cool Mel comes back and plays football with them in the backyard.
0:27.4	Peggy and Cindy's daughters are a little more guarded.
0:29.9	In the end, Mel chooses between three women who perched precariously on a tiny little
0:34.4	wooden beam laying over the swimming pool.
0:37.0	The woman without a rose manages not to fall in the swimming pool. The woman without a rose
0:38.2	manages not to fall in the swimming pool
0:40.5	as she dismounts,
0:42.0	heading to the rejection bench
0:43.3	and awaiting rejection SUV.
0:46.5	Ten Buck says this woman
0:47.7	is our next golden bachelorette.
0:51.2	Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome
0:53.2	to the I hate green beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise. And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:11.9	But thanks for offering.
1:13.1	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:20.0	It's episode 395 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
1:24.3	I'm your host, Lindsay.
1:25.1	I'm here with some guy in Austin.
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