Hello, everyone. Well, we have a great show for you today. Some guy in Austin and I have so much to

discuss and most of it revolves around Nicole and if she is the worst. Spoiler alert, I think she might be.

In this episode, you will learn about fair foods, real housewives, the cardinal rule of Bachelor

Nation, and if lemon-based desserts are superior to all

others. Oh, and we talk about the Golden Bachelor, too.

Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay, and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who

love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,

I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 394 of the I Hate Green Beats podcast.

I'm your host, Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin.

We are going to talk about Mel's journey to find love.

How do you feeling about Mel now that we're a couple of weeks in?

He's still pretty vanilla nobody to me.

Is that terrible for me to say? No, he's the equivalent. I mean, you're just hitting the ball

down the middle of the fairway. Okay. He's, he's not very controversial. He did get to go

shirtless and some little orange short shorts this week, which is good. So now it's, you know, it's going as expected.

I think that the, now that the obnoxious roasting is over, we're getting to the substance.

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