Hello, everyone. Well, some guy in Austin is back and let me tell you he is loving this season of Bachelor in Paradise.

Okay, loving it may be a bit of an exaggeration, but he's tolerating it.

Yeah, that's the right word.

Some guy in Austin is tolerating Bachelor in Paradise because he knows he has a job to do,

and that is to report on the ends and

outs of this season's debauchery between the feathery birds of paradise

contest and two Goldens enjoying a psychedelic trip on chocolate-infused drugs. We've got a

lot to talk about this episode. Caca!

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 386 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin.

Welcome back.

It's been a long couple weeks.

As you know, I've been doing lawyer stuff and it's good to do fun stuff now.

So I'm glad to be back.

I'm glad you're back.

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