Hello, everyone. This is Laura, and I'm excited for you to listen to the show, even though this

was one of the cringiest episodes in Bachelor in Paradise History. Was it the golden body shots

that did me in? Or Captain Kim's poem, we'll just have to see. Thank goodness it doesn't really

matter now, because I've dead it. Dead it. That's right, dead it didded it.

Hey, everyone. I it it. Hey everyone.

I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 385 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host, Lindsay. I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here again with Laura.

Look at this two weeks in a row.

I know.

What do you think about that?

I feel great about that.

I'm so glad you feel great about that.

Thank you for doing it.

Some guy in Austin is in trial.

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