Hello, everyone. Well, I am a professional for the most part, and I think that it is only fair

that I apologize to Jen for poking fun at the way she pronounced what I thought was Melbourne,

Australia when she said Melbourne. Apparently that's right. The locals pronounce it Melbourne per

Jen. Jen, you have my sincerest apologies. I will

never doubt you again. Instead, I'm going to pose a serious question to you and anyone listening.

How many beige ostriches had to be plucked to make your sleeved Paschmina thingy? I'm guessing 12.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be

discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 349 of the I Hey Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host, Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin.

And I want to apologize to the Bachelorette Jen first and foremost.

Because last week, I kind of poked fun at her that she said Melbourne instead of Melbourne and come to find out,

she tells everybody that that's how the locals say it is Melbourne.

Oh.

Instead of Melbourne.

So I feel bad.

How would she know that at the hummingbird ranch or whatever before they took off?

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