Hello everyone. I don't know about you, but I'm excited to see where Double N. Jan's journey to find loves takes her.

Some guy in Austin, not so much, but he does have a few questions about a certain love-sick gentleman

and others who randomly spray fire extinguishers in the general direction of our bachelorette.

Me, I'm all for Austin.

His unfortunate mullet?

Not so much.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 348 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast. I'm your host Lindsay. I'm here with some guy in Austin. We had, what's her name? Double N. Jen. We had her first episode.

And I know you love the ice breakers. It's your favorite episode of all the episodes.

What did you think?

Sorry, if you hear a thundering in the background, we're experiencing another storm.

I know.

Well, I didn't get any rain where I'm at.

So hopefully you guys, and I've gotten an update on you.

So hopefully you and all your friends and family and loved ones and all that are safe at least,

if not hot as hell from the lack of power or water or whatever.

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