IHGB #294 -- Bachelor Zach Finale: Decisions Are the Worst

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Hello everyone! We've made it through an entire season of ups and downs, and finally, we have the answer to who Zach chose at the end of his journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break the finale down, discussing many important details, such as: Was Ariel's "After the Final Rose" dress inspired by Princess Leia or a Greek goddess? What did Gabi put in her hair to create such a slick ponytail? And was she going for the girls in Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video? Or was her outfit just a metaphorical flipping of the bird to Zach in the form of a severe black get-up that screams, "I'm doing just fine. I know my dress appears that I'm prepping for heart surgery, but there's no need to worry about me. Paradise, here I come!" We also wonder if there's such a thing as being too honest. And finally, we debate if Zach is a schmuck. PS: The answer is yes, he is a schmuck. A nice schmuck, but schmuck nonetheless. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read a recap of previous episodes! Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. Well, we've made it through an entire season of ups and downs, and finally, we have the answer to who Zach chose at the end of his journey to find love.
0:10.7	Some guy and Austin and I break down the finale discussing many important details, such as, was Ariel's after the final rose dress, inspired by Princess Leia or a Greek goddess?
0:23.6	What did Gabby put in her hair to create such a slick ponytail?
0:27.5	And was her outfit going for the girls in the Robert Palmer addicted to love video?
0:33.4	Or was she just a metaphorical flipping of the bird to Zach in the form of a severe black get-up that screams, I'm doing just fine.
0:42.3	I know my dress appears that I'm prepping for heart surgery, but there's no need to worry about me.
0:46.6	Paradise, here I come.
0:48.4	We also wonder if there's such a thing as being too honest.
0:53.0	And finally, we debate, is Zach a jack wagon? P.S., the answer is
0:58.0	yes, he is a jack wagon. I mean, a nice jack wagon, but a jack wagon nonetheless.
1:04.7	Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be
1:10.7	discussing television,
1:12.1	movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you
1:17.0	wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise. And no, I do not want to
1:22.2	try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back,
1:27.4	relax, and enjoy the show.
1:31.7	It's episode 2.94 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
1:35.8	I'm your host Lindsay.
1:37.0	I'm here with some guy in Austin.
1:39.6	And we've reached the finale.
1:41.8	We know who he picked and it surprised zero people.
1:45.6	Would you agree with that?
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