Hello everyone. It's the week you've been waiting for. Fantasy suites, forego cards,

horizontal tango. It doesn't matter what you call it. What matters is what happens behind closed doors.

Or what doesn't happen in Zach's case. Or should I say what doesn't happen, then what does happen, and then what may

happen? Wait, hold on, that's wrong. Let me try this again. What doesn't happen, what did happen,

and what happened when everyone heard it happened. Thoroughly confused? Never fear. Some guy and Austin and I have got you covered.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise,

and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 293 of the I Hate Green Beams podcast. I'm your host Lindsay. I'm here with

some guy in Austin. We're here to talk about the episode. Everyone loves to watch, even if they

don't watch the entire season. I don't know how I feel about that, but we're at Fantasy Suite

weeks or the Forgo Card Weeks, as I like to call them, with the magical skeleton key that gets you in any door you want to go in in Thailand.

How did you feel about the fantasy suites?

Were you shocked or were you not?

Well, I think we don't know what happened in the last one,

but I think we can infer it. Okay. You were right. Thank you. Yeah. Sort of. He, um,

yeah, he's an oak. He lasted, you know, half a date with the girl he liked the least.

And, you know, then just slid into immorality on the other two.

So I thought that I think Ariel is going to be none too happy.

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