IHGB #287 -- Bachelor Zach Episode 2: Big "B" Energy

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Tv & Film

5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

I don’t want to be a big fat bummer, but I have a complaint to start off the podcast. First, something weird happened with our audio. About twenty minutes into the podcast, my program kicked me and Some Guy out. No big deal. We just started recording again. Alas, I assume I was kicked out because something was wonky with the recording side of things because when I went to edit the show, my audio is off, and Some Guy was super loud. I tried to fix it the best I could. The good news is that once you get to the 20-minute mark where I was kicked out, the new session sounds great! So there you go. Get behind me, Satan. I know I am not alone in my stance against mom jeans. I’ve seen your shocked Tweets. I acknowledge your emphatic DMs. This generation is clearly not listening to their elders. Zach’s roster of women is full of gorgeous beauties. Unfortunately, each and every girl who meticulously gets dressed for the day portion of her date looks like her butt is fifteen inches long. Why? I ask you again — WHY? Speaking of bad choices, I can confirm that Greer decided to wear her snap crotch bodysuit – unsnapped – TWICE on national television. I need the ABC Psychotherapist to intervene. Immediately. Finally, I knew I was turning into my grandmother when I became exhausted by the term “bad b!tch.” It was uttered 482 times. Literally. On the flip side, I did enjoy the gratuitous shot of Zach soaping himself up in the shower. Although he is a nice-looking man, I found myself appreciating his manly chest hair. Bless my heart and get off my lawn. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read a recap of the show! Here’s the link to our official Bachelor Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone. I don't want to be a big fat bummer, but I have a few complaints to start off the podcast. First, something weird happened with our audio.
0:08.6	About 20 minutes into the podcast, my program kicked me and some guy out for no reason. It didn't seem like a big deal. We just started recording again.
0:17.5	But alas, I assume I was kicked out because something was wonky with the recording
0:22.5	side of things. Because when I went to edit the show, my audio was off and some guy was super
0:28.6	loud. I tried to fix it the best I could. The good news is that once you get to the 20 minute mark
0:33.6	where I was kicked out, the new session sounds great. So there you go. Get behind me, Satan.
0:39.9	Second, I know I'm not alone in my stance against mom jeans. I've seen your shocked tweets.
0:45.7	I acknowledge your emphatic DMs. This generation is clearly not listening to their elders.
0:51.2	Zach's roster of women is full of gorgeous, gorgeous ladies. Unfortunately,
0:56.6	each and every girl who meticulously gets dressed for the day portion of their date looks like
1:01.7	their butt is 15 inches long. Why? I ask you, why. And speaking of bad choices, I can confirm
1:08.5	that Greer decided to wear her snap crotch body suit unsnapped
1:13.2	twice on national television. I need the ABC psychotherapist to intervene immediately. Finally, I knew I was
1:21.9	turning into my grandmother when I became exhausted by the term bad biotch. It was uttered 482 times literally.
1:30.7	On the flip side, I did enjoy the gratuitous shot of Zach soaping himself up in the shower.
1:35.9	Although he's a nice looking fella, I found myself appreciating his manly chest hair.
1:41.9	Bless my heart and get off my lawn.
1:46.0	Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,
1:51.6	I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as
1:56.5	much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise,
2:01.6	and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.
2:06.5	But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
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