Hello everyone. It's been so long since we've gathered together to watch a very tall man journey to find love.

And I will have you know that this season marks 20 years since I've been recapping this darling little show.

And I couldn't be more excited about Zach and his ability to separate the wheat from the shaft in the time span of an avatar movie.

Some guy

in Austin and I discuss Zach's roster of fine ladies and answer really important questions

such as, does Ariel have legs? What was Greer covering up with her band-aid? Was Holland drunk

before she entered the limo? And did Madison hide a Xanax in her ample bosom?

Join us as we pick through all 30 women only to have a third of them sent home.

Zach isn't messing around people.

He is ready to find love.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise. And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 286 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I am your host, Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin to talk about Zach's journey to find love with

10 fewer people he started with in a matter of two hours. He just, he cut him off. I loved it.

What did you think? Bloodbath. You know, there is a marked difference. And I think you and I kind of touched in this last time.

There is a marked difference between, and it seems like such a small window, but between like a 27, 28-year-old bachelor, 26-year-old.

Yeah.

Because they lean toward the young ones, and it just makes it, gosh, you just want to hug them

all, you know?

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