IHGB #272 -- Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Episode 4: La Vie en Rose

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the questions you all are asking. For example: Should we start calling Jesse by the name Le Palmer?How is Tyler old enough to buy a house, but not old enough to rent a car?Here's a fun game. Count how many times Some Guy says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly. It's true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog Rambo to come on this show. But should we be equally as appalled by those who left their children? By the way, I know Rambo's fate, and I share it with Some Guy mid-way through the show. This is what we call a "teaser" in the biz! EPISODE NOTES: Here’s the recap for episode 4. HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds. And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone. If you've been around here for a minute, you know that the I hate green beans
0:05.3	safe for it as pineapple. I screamed it at my television when I wasn't rolling my eyes at Rachel's
0:11.7	incessant crying. Why was I screaming at so much? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups and
0:18.7	tid-angled shots of kissing and tongues and lips and one very unfortunate
0:25.2	smell my armpit moment. Some guy and Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the
0:29.9	questions you all are really asking. For example, should we start calling Jesse by the name
0:34.7	La Palmer? How is Tyler old enough to buy a house but not old enough to rent a car?
0:40.5	Here's a fun game.
0:41.5	Count how many times some guy in Austin says the name of the cruise ship incorrectly.
0:46.3	And it's true that Bachelor Nation should be mortified that Hayden left his cancer-stricken dog
0:52.6	Rambo to come on the show, but should we be equally as appalled by those who leave their children?
0:58.5	By the way, I know Rambo's fate, and I share it with some guy in Austin midway through the show.
1:04.2	This is what we call a teaser in the biz, people. Teaser!
1:10.0	Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay, and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
1:14.5	During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends
1:19.4	who love pop culture as much as I do.
1:21.7	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,
1:26.5	I do not want to try your grandmother's
1:28.3	famous green bean cassero recipe.
1:30.6	But thanks for offering.
1:31.8	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:38.1	It's episode 272 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.
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