Hello, everyone. Well, it was an eye-opening show, that's for sure. I've never seen so many tears,

snotty noses, and drunken hiccups this early in the season. The boys had the power,

so our bachelorets took it back from them, and it backfired right in their faces, leaving

many unanswered questions. In this episode of the podcast, some guy in Austin and I

try to get answers to these questions. For example, did no one consider what would happen

if a dude rejected one of the bachelorette's roses? Is Jesse Palmer using the rejected roses

as potpourri in his trailer? Are denim panties made with mom jeans worse than regular denim panties?

Did you take reflection pictures as a child as I did? Mollets, yay or nay? Could childhood

slideshows be any more boring? And do you think of grease too every time you see bowling?

I love this show so much.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends

who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 271 of the I Hey Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin.

And we're going to talk about episode three of The Bachelorette with Gabby and Rachel.

Lo and behold, we finally have a format.

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