IHGB #240 -- Bachelorette Michelle Episode 2: The Real MVP

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

Tv & Film

5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Well, it’s episode two, and Michelle is already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this particular train wreck to find love, and I’m not happy about it. There’s some weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I’m slowly beginning not to trust any of her cast. Some Guy in Austin and I dig through the roster to see who is a Chach and who may be worthy of Michelle’s time. Pizza Peter? DEFINITE Chach. Rick? Potential Chach. Jamie? Nice Guy turned Chach. Anyone named Chris: Definite Chach. At some point, we realize it’s easier to name the ones who aren’t complete jackwagons. Can you guess our number one and our number two guys? Obviously, Mr. Basketball and Mr. Tall Man are the ones to beat. Sorry, Rodney. You’re my boy, Granny Smith! EPISODE NOTES: Want to see a pick of Corinne Olympios? Here’s the Bachelorette Michelle recap. And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter

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0:00.0	Hello everyone. Quickly before I start, I wanted to let you know that I'm aware of the audio issues that I'm having. I don't know why it sounds like I'm talking into a tin can, but I've decided just to completely remove the program that I normally use for recording and I'm going to start fresh. So if anybody has any ideas of what I should use, please let me know. DM me, email me, do whatever,
0:23.4	send a carrier pigeon. I'd love to hear your thoughts. Thanks so much. Now, let's get into the show.
0:29.5	Well, it's episode two and Michelle's already crying, debating whether she should have hopped on this
0:34.4	particular train wreck to find love, and I'm not happy about it, people. There's some sort of weird protective instinct I have when it comes to her, and I'm
0:41.7	slowly beginning to not like or trust any of her cast. Some guy in Austin, I dig through the
0:47.0	roster to see who is a chotch, and who may be worthy of Michelle's time. Pizza Peter,
0:53.5	definite chotch. Rick, I Pizza Peter? Definite Chotch.
0:55.0	Rick, I think he's a potential chotch.
0:56.8	Something's up with him, y'all.
0:58.9	Jamie, nice guy turned chotch.
1:00.9	Anyone named Chris?
1:02.1	Definite chotch.
1:04.1	And at some point, we realize it's easier to name the ones who aren't complete
1:08.2	jack wagons.
1:09.2	Can you guess our number one and our number two guys?
1:12.3	Obviously, Mr. Basketball and Mr. Tallman are the ones to beat.
1:16.7	Sorry, Rodney, you're my boy. Go Granny Snoke!
1:21.4	Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies,
1:29.3	music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering,
1:34.2	yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's
1:39.7	famous green bean cassero recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:50.7	It's episode 239 of the I-Hay Green Beans podcast.
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