IHGB #239 -- Bachelorette Michelle Episode 1: What Do I Know?

I Hate Green Beans with Lincee Ray

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5.0 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hello everyone! You know, it seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle as she crashed Matt James' party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men. In last week's episode, Some Guy in Austin and I touted our front-runners. Then, using ABC biographies and Instagram accounts alone, we sifted through the roster, looking for individuals we thought had what it takes to make Michelle happy. Some of our choices were spot on. Others were major flops. I've been recapping The Bachelor since 2003. You'd think after eighteen years, I could spot a Chach from a mile away. It turns out that is not the case. I'm looking at you, Ice Cream Ryan. EPISODE NOTES: Here's the Bachelorette Michelle recap. And here's the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night's Game. I can't wait!!! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter Buy My Books: It's a Love Story and Why I Hate Green Beans

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone. You know, it seems just like yesterday we met Michelle as she crashed
0:06.2	Matt James Party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher
0:11.9	with legs for days has shimmied into a mint, green, sparkly dress made from chain mail and is
0:18.9	ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking
0:23.2	age-appropriate men. In last week's episode, some guy and Austin and I touted our frontrunners,
0:29.9	using ABC's biographies and Instagram accounts alone. We sifted through the roster looking for
0:36.3	individuals we thought had what it takes to make
0:39.2	Michelle happy. Some of our choices were spot on and others were major flops. I've been recapping
0:45.7	The Bachelor since 2003. You'd think after 18 years I could spot a chotch from a mile away.
0:52.4	It turns out that's not the case. I'm looking at you,
0:56.3	ice cream, Ryan. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During
1:03.9	each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture
1:09.4	as much as I do.
1:14.4	For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.
1:19.2	And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean casserole recipe.
1:20.6	But thanks for offering.
1:23.5	Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
1:31.4	It's episode 239 of the I Hate Green Bepeace podcast. I'm your host, Lindsay Ray.
1:37.0	I'm not here with some guy in Austin. He's traveling. I'm here with Lara Pringle.
1:41.1	Hi, guys. My roommate. How's it going? It's going great. Lara, in 239 episodes, we've never done a Bachelor recap together.
1:46.0	I know.
1:46.8	What's up with that?
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