Hey everyone, this season's men tell all fell on the boring side of the fence. First of all, I'm

slightly irritated that we were given the impression that a rose ceremony would be waiting for us

at the top of the hour. And also, our host Chris Harrison, he teased us with a promise that Luke might

get punched in the face. That didn't happen, and neither did the rose ceremony.

So my friend Stephanie and I try to come up with things to talk about

when the episode could have been accurately summed up with two sentences.

It was the Luke show, the end.

Then we could have talked about our host Chris Harrison's eyes

and Hannah's pretty woman-inspired rose ceremony dress that was so random and her interesting hairdo that looked like a school marm bun with thick tendrils floating down.

We didn't, of course, we talked about the entire episode, but just know that we could have spent an entire episode on just the tendrils.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be

discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 122 of the I Hate Green Bean's podcast. I am your host, Lindsay, and I'm here with my friend

Stephanie to talk about men tell all. Stephanie, you're the first person to ever podcast about The Bachelor

who is not some guy in Austin. How do you feel about that honor? I feel like some girl in Houston.

This is great. It's an honor. He can't be here

because he's doing some lawyering. There's some sort of trial. So I'm glad that you could step in and help me out.

I'm happy to fill in his shoes. Cowboy boots. I'm not to say in my time of need because we're talking about the men tell all, which I hate, half the time you're listening to people bicker, the other half of the time you're seeing things you've already seen, that wasn't technically the case last night.

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