Hey everyone, thanks for hanging in there with me. On Tuesday, I experienced the mother of all

technical difficulties, and it only took me and the Apple Guy and then me again to figure out

what was wrong with my equipment, but I am good now, and some guy and us and I arranged our

schedule so we could talk fantasy sweet dates. As the episode wrapped with Bachelorette Hannah, flipping off the rejection

SUV, they carried Luke into the onset of a tropical storm. I took a moment to marvel at the

two-hour spectacular, which will forever be known in Bachelor history as the windmill episode. Never have I gasped at the television so

ardently or wavered in my ability to pick a lane as to which suitor I think will win Hannah's

heart. I don't know. I screamed and vigorously pointed at a windmill. I hid behind a couch

cushion during a couple's massage. I long along for half a Prozac when a member

of my Big Fat Greek wedding interrogated Hannah's ability to identify true love, and I mourned

the harsh reality that our host Chris Harrison was nowhere to be found. That dear friends is a true

travesty.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise,

and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 121 of the I hate green beans podcast.

I'm your host, Lindsay.

I'm here with Some Guy in Austin.

And we are going to talk Fantasy Suites, the infamous windmill episode that will go down in history. I don't think it's as big of a deal as the fence jumping.

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