Ignore The Roar | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Victoria and I are always honored to have you on the podcast. We're praying blessings in favor over you and your family. |
| 0:06.8 | We appreciate your support and just being a part of the ministry. We love you. You know we're praying for you and we believe God's best in your life. |
| 0:14.4 | Well, God bless you. It's great to have you with us today. And if you're ever in our area, stop by be a part of one of our services we would |
| 0:22.1 | love to have you i hope you'll stay connected with us during the week we have a daily podcast |
| 0:27.6 | you can download our youtube channel watch the messages anytime follow us on social media |
| 0:33.3 | we'll keep you encouraged and inspired but thanks for tuning tuning in. Thanks again for coming out in person. |
| 0:39.5 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this senior citizen. He was driving down the |
| 0:44.9 | freeway in his brand new corvette with the top down going 80 miles an hour when he saw |
| 0:51.0 | flashing red lights in his rear view mirror from a state trooper. |
| 0:54.9 | Without thinking about it, he floored it. |
| 0:57.5 | Took it up to 100 miles an hour. |
| 0:59.5 | He heard the sirens behind him and finally came to his senses and pulled over. |
| 1:04.0 | He said, officer, I'm so sorry. |
| 1:06.2 | I don't know what I was thinking. |
| 1:08.0 | The trooper said, listen, it's Friday, 4 o'clock, my shift is over in 30 minutes. |
| 1:12.9 | If you'll tell me a reason you're speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go. |
| 1:18.2 | The man thought about it, said, officer, years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper, |
| 1:23.6 | and I thought you were bringing her back. The officer said, have a great weekend. |
| 1:29.8 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:31.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:33.1 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:34.8 | I have what it says I have. |
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