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🗓️ 3 March 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. We are so glad that you are a part of this |
0:04.8 | podcast. We believe that it's going to make a huge difference in your life. Know that |
0:09.4 | we are praying for you. Yeah, we love you guys and just appreciate just taking the time we're believing it's going to be a beautiful |
0:16.1 | spring for you and an awesome 2024. |
0:19.4 | Enjoy the message today. |
0:21.4 | Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected |
0:25.7 | with us during the week through our daily podcast our YouTube channel social |
0:30.1 | media and you can come visit us in person we'd love to have you be a part of one of our |
0:34.9 | services. I like to start with something funny and I heard about this couple. They |
0:39.7 | were driving down the road when they saw a sign that said Nacodocious 40 miles ahead. |
0:46.0 | They begin to argue over how to correctly pronounce the name Nacodious. |
0:50.6 | The husband got so upset, he told his wife that when they got into town he was going to stop and prove to her that she was wrong |
0:57.4 | They drove silently the next 30 minutes |
0:59.7 | When he arrived in town he pulled into the first fast food restaurant, they both marched up to the counter, |
1:06.6 | he said to the young lady working behind it, my wife and I have been arguing the last 30 minutes. |
1:12.2 | Would you please tell us very slowly and |
1:14.7 | very clearly how to pronounce the name of this place? The young girl's eyes got |
1:19.6 | real big. She leaned over the counter and said, |
1:22.3 | Burger King. |
1:24.0 | All right, y'all, say it like you mean it. |
1:28.0 | This is my Bible. |
1:30.0 | I am what it says I am. |
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