Oh, what a day for many reasons and soon they'll all be revealed. I am Simon Cardi with

me this week. Matt Persler. Hello. And you're doing Cousinote. Cousinotes. We've only got

two of the flapjack boys today, but that's because we've got not one but two special guests this

week. That's right. It's a four person pod because it's Mass Effect Day and who else would we

ask for this podcast to include on Mass Effect Day? Then Game Spots. Lucy James. Hello. And Game Spots.

Tomorrow who's saying? I'd like to be an honorary flapjack boy. Wow. What do you want? What sort of

flapjack do you like? Do you like any toppings on it? Oh, I like the ones with cherries and them.

You can be, you can be, you can be cousin cherry or uncle cherry. Oh uncle cherry sounds good.

Uncle cherry. I'll have your cherries. That sounds awful. Welcome to more. Do you want to be part of

the flapjack clan? Lucy or you? Yeah, I do. I do. But, you know, I just like a kind of a plain

flapjack, you know, just the clean James. That's what you are. See, that's why I didn't want to say it.

Anyway, like I said, it's Mass Effect Day. Mass Effect, the legendary edition is out. I for one

minute technically November 7th is Mass Effect Day. Please correct yourself. No, today is Mass Effect

Day because it's out the trilogy remastered. I've been waiting to play these games for over 10

years now. I could have just played them at that time, really. I could have done them. A lot of

things turned up, you know, had other things to do. In busy excuses, reasons, life. I understand.

Yeah, but all three of you are, dare I say it, huge Mass Effect fans. That's right.

That's correct. People have said I was waiting for one of you to disagree and be like, well,

this is ruined everything. Let's just go through it. Let's just get into Mass Effect. Why don't you

tell us why these games are so special? For someone like me who is barely two hours into them?

I was going to say, so where are you up to? That'll kind of help you. I have, without

spoilers, anything for anyone I've just met and got tally into my squad. Okay, so I'm like two or

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