Ify Nwadiwe: The Zoomies

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Ify Nwadiwe is a comedian, writer, and podcaster (My First Kicks, Maximum Film!). Ify and Betsy talk about a kid who is so tired that they made themselves throw up, what it’s like to have an “obedient, chill” child, and the importance of peeing BEFORE one gets in the car.

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone. Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover. You're an exhausted
0:22.9	host. Is that a good way to start a show? I don't know, just right off the bat. I'm exhausted.
0:28.9	You know, listener. You fucking met me. Okay. Today I am so excited to be joined by this comedian.
0:38.4	If he wad away. Yay. Way to way. I fucked it up. Didn't I? Did I fuck it up? I did. No, no, no.
0:48.2	You nailed it. I did it. And now I've looked at a bite. If you wad away. What's happening?
0:53.2	What am I a bundle of insecure? You tried to over-correct. And you know, that's what happened.
0:58.0	That's like what drifting is all about. It's like you spin the car. And if you over-correct too
1:02.8	much, you'll crash into the banister. But you're sliding, you know, definitely across the corner.
1:08.2	So yeah, you nailed it. Thank you. I love that you likened it to drifting in a car.
1:14.7	Dude, it's, man, I've got us, I've got a son named Otisayas Vukitas. And I just, I'm seeing that
1:24.2	every time I fuck up a guest's name, I'm like, I see his future. And I...
1:30.5	Well, it's so funny because if Otisayas is anything like me, I don't care when people mess
1:39.3	up my name. Like I get, I have friends that are so anal about their names. And it's like, you know,
1:46.2	Joe or Aaron. And I'm like, I think it's the other way around where it's like, get my name right.
1:52.8	Yeah. And you'll, I'll, you'll sometimes have some people like, you know, when you host
1:57.8	something and they're, they're giving like that. I was like, okay, say if you should coup
2:00.8	day then. Okay, you can't then get off my fucking back. Don't like, like, yes, names are hard
2:07.3	weird. And like, a lot of the times it's the first time we're learning how to pronounce it.
2:11.7	We have a million things going on in our heads. It's fine. As long as you're attempting to say my name
2:17.2	correctly, it's fine. But yeah, I find the people who are the most anal about their names have
2:24.0	the simplest names. And it's like, you get out, get out. That's really funny because they're just like,
2:28.6	my name, I deserve to have it always be said. Exactly how it should be said. Yeah, my husband's
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