Frank Garcia Hejl: Act Accordingly

Why Mommy Drinks

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Parenting, Kids & Family

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Frank Garcia-Hejl (Adam Ruins Everything, Scare Package) hangs with Betsy and guest co-host Ari Voukydis to talk about an insane car ride with your mother-in-law, teachers who expect parents to be way too hands on, and failing preschool for not knowing your gender.

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. Welcome to Why Mommy Drinks. This is Betsy Stover. And I am joined today
0:21.4	by my guest co-host. He's my husband, Ari Bouquitas. Hello, America. And everybody else.
0:27.1	Hi, it's been a while since you and I have been on the show together. It has as
0:34.4	evidenced by my weird hello to everybody. Oh, no, that's just you. Yeah, ever since the
0:43.4	pandemic, we've just been stuck in the same house and it's a little hard to
0:47.4	podcast when when there are children who won't leave the house. Yeah, and we've got one
0:55.6	home sick downstairs who doesn't know that I am also podcasting with you. So it is an
1:00.1	absolute ticking time bomb of where when I'm going to be asked where the phone charger is
1:05.2	or I can tell them they're going to sandwich or. Oh, 100 percent, 100 percent. Because in
1:10.4	this house, we will never be home for five days straight of school without someone
1:16.1	being. Oh, my God. Let's introduce our guest today actor, comedian, writer, Frank Garcia.
1:26.8	Hello. Hello, parents. Hello, fellow, fellow parents. Hello, fellow parents. I am also a parent
1:36.5	and I am happy to be here. Yes, yes, I am a parent. I am an adult. I am not a child trying
1:43.6	to pass as a parent. Listener, you don't know this, but Frank, Garcia, hell is actually an AI
1:53.5	artificial intelligence made up parent that we're trying out. It's hard to get guests. So if we
2:03.3	can make this work, we'll really we'll feast on this. Don't touch that. Don't eat that. Don't
2:08.8	touch that. Don't eat that. Frank is a chatbot. He's glitching a little bit.
2:13.8	Charisma. It's a pandemic. We're all glitching a little bit. No, judgment. Frank, I'm so glad that
2:19.1	you're here. I feel like I've been trying to get you on the show forever and I know. Sorry about that.
2:25.5	Don't worry about it. Don't worry. I'm just glad you're here. So Ari and I'm sick about it.
2:31.8	Oh no. Ari and I have three kids. They are old boys. We have a five-year-old, a nine-year-old,
2:39.5	and an 11-year-old. Frank, what you got? We have one, three-year-old, a daughter. Yes.
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