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Top Flight Time Machine

IFS Unlocked: The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 17

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports, Comedy, Soccer, Sports & Recreation

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

(Rec: 3/7/2024) Ratings on Radio 4, statue hunting, Rooney love, alt-swearing with Joan, and terrible ads.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

0:06.0

This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hotbody Dawson. Pow, pow, pow.

0:10.1

I'm Sam, Lifty Delaney. So what?

0:12.8

Welcome along. It is another episode of the Top Flight Time Machine. Odyssey.

0:17.5

We're looking back at all of the great ideas we've had over the years on

0:22.0

this podcast, courtesy of spreadsheet. Callum, who's furnished us with a spreadsheet detailing all

0:27.6

of those ideas chronologically. And it's comfortably the most self-indulgent thing we've ever done

0:34.6

so far. And no one's dissented yet. I haven't seen anyone saying, uh, fuck this. I don't think anyone's cancelled their subscription to the Iron Filing Society on the back of this. So it seems to be going all right. We'll keep going with it. Yeah. And unless you tell us otherwise, but at the end of the day, I suppose if you're a fan of this podcast and you're a fan of bollocks, and this is just more bollocks, isn't it? It's reheated. Bollocks squared. Reheated bollocks, basically. Yeah, and why not? Like yesterday's dinner stuck in the microwave. Sometimes it can nicer although usually not though no usually it's

1:13.2

yeah and also it's sort of like you suddenly you're eating it and you think yeah the temperature's acceptable

1:18.8

and then all of a sudden you get a mouthful that is ice cold and you think this could kill me

1:25.3

also there's something undignified about it.

1:27.6

Maybe I ought to read it.

1:29.1

And then you just think, nah, fuck it.

1:31.5

And you eat it anyway.

1:32.8

And then you just feel quite shit about yourself.

1:36.2

But, yeah.

1:37.6

I hope that's not the experience you're having of listening to this.

1:41.2

That's what we're aiming for.

1:43.0

Yes.

1:43.6

Yeah.

1:44.2

So, we're up to entry number 231 on the spreadsheet.

1:51.6

And it is, well, this, we've had a lot of mileage out of this on the road.

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