IFS Unlocked: The Melchester Odyssey - Part 262
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
(Rec: 13/6/24) Mouth-burn, existing in Italy, stickers, penalty drama, alternate lyrics, a pact, and childhood boys.
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| 0:00.0 | Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it. |
| 0:06.0 | This is Top Blake Ty Machine. |
| 0:07.5 | I am Andy Hot Body Dawson. |
| 0:08.7 | Bo, Bo, Bo. |
| 0:10.1 | I'm Sam Nifty Delaney. |
| 0:11.5 | So what? |
| 0:12.6 | Mate, can I just tell you before we get into Roy, just so you know that you've got right to know and so the listeners. |
| 0:17.7 | I just had a cheese toasty just for coming on air that my wife very kindly |
| 0:22.1 | made for me, but it was a danger toasty. |
| 0:27.1 | It had cherry tomatoes in it and cheese. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm not going to complain because I'm lucky to have someone make me a sandwich, but I would |
| 0:33.8 | never have taken that gamble. |
| 0:35.8 | I bit into it and hot molten cheese plus an exploding cherry tomato |
| 0:41.5 | both fired onto my tongue simultaneously. |
| 0:46.0 | And I feel as if 90% of the surface area of my tongue has been burnt off. |
| 0:54.8 | So... |
| 0:55.0 | There's no way of measuring the heat of a cherry tomato and a toastie. |
| 1:01.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.1 | I think is it... |
| 1:03.0 | Can you only measure it in Kelvin? |
| 1:05.3 | That's right. |
| 1:05.9 | I think you can't do it in Celsius so far and I... |
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