Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.

This is Top Flight Time Machine.

I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, pow, pow, pow.

I am 7.50 Delaney, so what?

Welcome along. It's the beginning of another mini series of life logistics, where we go through

some of the problems and the wars and the worries that you, the listener to this podcast has

and we will make it all better.

Or we might just ignore it or we might take the piss out of you.

Or we might make it worse.

We could make it worse.

I'm sure we have done.

All we can promise is that we'll do our best,

but our best quite often is almost never good enough.

So, yeah, there's been a bit of an influx.

As I look now, we've had 35 queries that have come in.

We'll begin just at the top, I think, and it's the top flight time machine

official diversified farmer, Lewis Clare, who are a regular contributor. His query is,

Clothes pegs, he says, I've bought wooden, I've bought recycled.

Cheap plastic, expensive plastic, all absolute shit.

I can't find good ones anywhere.

Advice, question mark.

I've got some plastic ones that I got from Sainsbury's.

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