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This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hot Body Dawson. Pow, pow, pow!

I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, say what?

Welcome along. Once again, it's the start of a brand new history box, where we delve into history's box and see what we can find.

And what we found this time is back in 1974, when Princess Anne, no less, or the Princess

Royal, as she morphed into at some point in the future.

Don't know when that happened or even why.

But I think it was like a consolation prize

for not having a crack at the throne.

Do you know what I mean?

I prefer, well, I'm sure when I was a kid,

they were just known by their names,

and now it's like a code.

Well, they just said Princess Anne.

Princess Anne on the news, they go, Anne has been on the horses again. Jumping over things at the Olympics. Let's have a little look. Yeah. But they'd always say Prince Edward, Prince Andrew, etc. And now it's all like something of fucking Sussex. And I'm like, yeah, I don't understand any of it. But it's, but it's, it's annoying now it's all like something of fucking Sussex and I'm like Yeah, I don't understand any of it.

But it's really, but it's annoying

because it suggests that

oh you're supposed to know this.

Oh, don't you know who that is? And for me

as Britain's best journalist

But journalistically, I just

think that is so fucking poor and lazy

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