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Scary Horror Stories by Dr. NoSleep

Dr. NoSleep Studios

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4.7 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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On their tenth-anniversary trip to a quiet little town, a man slowly realizes the smiles, the food, and the questions aren’t hospitality — they’re the beginning of something he won’t be able to escape. BetterHelp: Sign up now and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/dns. Quince: Go to ⁠quince.com/dns⁠ for free shipping and 365-day returns. ⁠⁠NoSleepCoffee.com⁠⁠ - fresh, same-day roasted coffee delivered straight to your door. Use promo code NOSLEEP20 at checkout to get 20% off your first order. Over 80 exclusive bonus episodes are waiting for you. Unlock them now with a 7-day free trial of ⁠Dr. NoSleep Premium⁠. Cancel anytime. No commitment. Author: Jake Bible Check out Jake's latest collection of stories, They All Bleed: Ten NoSleep Stories, Volume Two: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G96H432Y * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 18. Listener discretion is advised. #drnosleep #scarystories #horrorstories #doctornosleep #horrorpodcast #horror Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Birthday coming up?
0:02.0	On Etsy, you can find your favourite person a gift as special as they are.
0:07.0	Celebrate Stylish Julia with a cute vintage jewelry box.
0:11.0	Or Photography Mab Pull with a customized leather camera strap.
0:15.0	Or your caffeine-loving dad with a handmade pour-over coffee maker.
0:19.0	Don't just celebrate birthdays. Celebrate one of a kind
0:23.1	people with gifts that say I get you on Etsy. Click or tap the banner to shop now.
0:30.4	McDonald's wraps, all flavour, no mess. No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt. No crumbs on your
0:36.0	keyboard or sauce on your dashboard. Just all the flavor of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika
0:42.1	chicken. Rapped up neat.
0:44.9	Served after 11 a.m. Tika chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26. Feeze applied to delivery
0:48.9	orders subject to availability. Talk to nicely.
1:00.0	Waking up in the morning with my guts churning isn't how I expected our first day a vacation to go.
1:03.0	But here we are. I told you that dinner was off!
1:05.0	I shout my, I told you so from the very small bathroom of our very small room at Bertie's bed and breakfast.
1:12.6	It's not where I wanted to stay for our 10th anniversary.
1:16.6	I wanted to stay at the Omni and Charlotte, but that wasn't cute and cozy enough for my wife.
1:22.6	As my insides purge outside, I glance up from my seat on the commode at the single bulb
1:28.8	contained in a highly decorative swath of glass above me.
1:33.4	At wish there was an exhaust fan in this very, very small bathroom.
1:38.3	Or even a window that opens would be nice.
1:41.2	But cute and cozy apparently doesn't mean basic amenities.
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