15 Rules for a New Midnight Watchman | Part 1

Scary Horror Stories by Dr. NoSleep

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🗓️ 23 February 2026

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Listen to all 3 parts completely ad-free now with a 7-day FREE TRIAL of⁠ ⁠Dr. NoSleep Premium⁠⁠. Cancel anytime. No commitment. 👉🏼 patreon.com/drnosleep I guard the gate to Hell, enforce fifteen rules I don’t fully understand, and record a podcast to stay sane—but tonight, angels are lying, demons are panicking, and something far worse is trying to get through. When the Midnight Watchman’s rules start breaking one by one, the question isn’t what’s coming for the gate—it’s whether I’ll survive my shift long enough to stop it. BetterHelp: Sign up now and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/dns. Quince: Go to ⁠quince.com/dns⁠ for free shipping and 365-day returns. ⁠⁠NoSleepCoffee.com⁠⁠ - Fresh, same-day roasted coffee delivered straight to your door. Use promo code NOSLEEP20 at checkout to get 20% off your first order. Author: Jake Bible Check out Jake's latest collection of stories, They All Bleed: Ten NoSleep Stories, Volume Two: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G96H432Y * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 18. Listener discretion is advised. #drnosleep #scarystories #horrorstories #doctornosleep #horrorpodcast #horror Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	McDonald's wraps all flavour, no mess.
0:02.9	No drips on your drip or grease on your shirt.
0:05.1	No crumbs on your keyboard or sauce on your dashboard.
0:07.9	Just all the flavour of sweet chili chicken, barbecue and bacon chicken and new Tika chicken.
0:12.8	Rapped up neat.
0:14.8	Served after 11am.
0:16.1	Teaka Chicken wrap available until the 13th July 26.
0:18.2	Fees applied to delivery orders subject to availability.
0:20.5	Dr. Noesley. Ifee's applied to delivery orders subject to availability. Dr. No Sleep.
0:23.9	If you'd like to hear 15 rules for a new Midnight Watchman without interruptions,
0:29.0	the full story is live now on Patreon. With a free seven-day trial to Dr. No Sleep premium,
0:34.4	you get instant access. Just go to patreon.com slash DR.R. No Sleep. Also, before we dive in,
0:41.4	I'd love to know where you're listening from. So drop a comment and let's get into the story.
0:48.2	The emissary from above sits across for me at the guardhouse's small table and picks at
0:53.6	its fingernails. Or I think it does small table and picks at its fingernails.
0:55.0	Or I think it does.
0:57.0	It looks like it has fingernails, but every so often, the emissary's form sort of twitches.
1:03.0	And I'm not sure what I'm looking at.
1:06.0	An angel, devil, person, fay, troll. It's like everything that exists is inside this...
1:13.6	creature. I can't even tell if it is male or female. Emissaries from above have that
1:21.3	androgynous vibe about them. Again, even though I'm not certain that the emissary has fingernails, it's picking at something.
1:29.4	And since it's from above, I let it be, and don't ask it any personal questions.
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