If Your Kid Doesn’t Use All Of Their College Fund Do They Get To Keep It?

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🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

If you save your kid a significant college fund and they don't end up using it all...do you give the rest to them?

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Spec Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.3	The Bird Show.
0:33.5	Again, I find myself a little bit too stupid to get Kristen all excited this morning.
0:38.5	Kristen loves the idea that the bird show is heard in other countries outside of the United States.
0:45.6	She's fascinated by the world.
0:46.9	I am fascinated.
0:49.0	I just think it's so neat that there's somebody in Australia listening to us right now.
0:53.2	Good day, mate.
0:54.2	So as I was explaining yesterday.
0:55.5	You're not listening anymore.
0:58.7	Hey, I support Bluey.
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