If You Walk Into This Situation, Do You Need To GTFO?

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🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Cassie has a question about a situation she found herself in...she might be overthinking things, but needs some answers from some specific Bert Show members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I believe it is Cassie coming to the table with a curious Caucasian question today.
0:07.0	That is a great way of putting it. I totally forgot about curious Caucasian.
0:11.0	Curious Caucasian. Curious little Caucasian.
0:14.0	I don't even know this song. That's Curious George.
0:18.0	Now because we're saving that forever.
0:21.0	I do have a question for the black community about something I did slash experienced.
0:29.0	No, I'm sorry I'm looking at you because you know you're the only black person in the studio so I am happy.
0:34.0	You're not going to ask me.
0:36.0	Girl, you're a paler than I am.
0:38.0	Honestly, you're the color of mayonnaise.
0:41.0	It's delicious.
0:42.0	So am I. I'm the color of fish belly.
0:47.0	All right. So Mo and if Katie wants to come in here to Katie.
0:51.0	Is she still black?
0:52.0	That's so much. Is she?
0:54.0	I was spoken to on a Thursday.
0:56.0	Thursday, right?
0:57.0	Like a damn fade.
0:59.0	Then we should bring her in for sure.
1:01.0	You kicked out the community sometime, Cassie.
1:04.0	So the other day I went to a nail salon.
1:07.0	I haven't been to a nail salon in literally years.
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