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Have Kids, They Said…

If You’re Not Growing, You’re Shrinking

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5873 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by Rich’s wife, Sara, with everyone tuning in from three different time zones. Nicole shares a shocking story about the worst thing that could happen to someone—her Hell’s Kitchen aesthetician was arrested for illegally injecting counterfeit Botox into unsuspecting victims. In a surprise segment, Rich’s parents and Nicole’s mom drop by to weigh in on whether they know who Kendrick Lamar is and if he’s the right pick for this weekend’s Super Bowl halftime show. Meanwhile, the latest round of Battle of the TV Dads sparks a heated debate as Homer Simpson goes head-to-head with Al Bundy from Married… with Children, leaving Nicole and Rich at odds. Sara makes a case for adding a smoker to the Davis household, with Nicole and Rich chiming in. And finally, Rich finds himself unexpectedly roped into coaching not just one, but both of Emmy and Ben’s teams.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, let's do this.

0:02.3

I need you, Rich.

0:03.4

I need you, and I need all of you guys that are listening right now, but not your children.

0:08.6

Please remove the children from the vicinity.

0:11.2

Gets a little dirty, gets a little raw.

0:13.9

Raw?

0:14.5

It's going to get...

0:15.2

What else is it going to get, Rich?

0:16.3

It does get raw.

0:17.1

It does get raw.

0:18.1

You know what?

0:18.1

I'm going to go off the rails tonight. I'm throwing away my notes.

0:22.5

You've been warned. Have kids they said.

0:23.3

Get them out of it.

0:25.7

What's your name?

0:27.4

Who am I?

0:28.5

Bucky.

0:31.1

Bucky!

0:38.2

He's got the fucking bitching.

0:42.5

Look, okay, I just... What's the I just?

0:43.8

I just, I just, I literally just realized, I really just realized that I just ordered some food and I ordered it to work and I'm home.

0:53.1

Let me deliver a guy I just called. He goes, I'm here. I'm downstairs. And I was like,

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