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If You're In Your Twenties, This List Is For You!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Depending on your age, there are a few things you may have wished you knew when you were younger. You're not alone, and Moe found the perfect list from someone in their 40s who named the things they wished they knew sooner. Listen... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue I forty to our things that you used wish you knew at twenty two that you now know like let's say at forty two

0:08.9

This was a great thread. No found was it on reddit? It was on Twitter

0:12.6

Twitter it was on Twitter from Dan go at fit founder and I see these kinds of threads all the time and most of the time

0:18.9

It's like it's pretty good stuff

0:20.7

But for some reason when I started to read this list at things I knew at forty two I wish I knew at twenty two

0:25.5

A lot of this was not only really good. It was things I hadn't heard someone say before

0:29.8

So I figured maybe we could run through them. Okay, and see how we feel about some of these I love these

0:34.0

Well, the problem here is I'm thirty four

0:37.9

So I haven't had this kind of life experience yet. What what what what do you say the problem here is I'm thirty four

0:44.1

So I don't have this kind of life experience

0:46.0

So I think what I'll do is just sit back and listen to you

0:49.3

Matrix and patriarchs and patriarchs talk about it. Okay, just try to imagine it

0:53.2

Yeah, try to imagine being really stretch yourself. Yeah, I know it'll be tough. You guys

0:58.3

All right number one stop using your workouts to burn fat at the gym use them to build muscle and get straw

1:04.4

What if you don't have any workouts?

1:07.8

Number two quick porn

1:12.0

You'd rather go over one and go to see if you don't have any workouts

1:15.8

That's just maybe you can use to yeah, I guess the theory on the first one is that I mean the quickest way to lose weight

1:22.4

Is is nutrition so you're going to the gym. Yeah, you're gonna burn calories and stuff like that

1:26.4

But I've heard people go well. No, I'm turning my fat into muscle. No, man

1:34.3

Exactly, so if you build the muscle the fat will fall eventually anyway

1:38.7

Number two quick porn the damage it does to your brain is too great of a cost

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