Hey, this is Ryan Walker Page, and honey, you are listening to Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper and Meatball.

Fuck my whole life day, is it? And it's Jimmy Fowley today, so say hi.

Forever!

Dog!

When first choice is a big old bus to turn around and boom, you end up with us.

One, two, three, two, one, three, two, one, three, two, one, three, six, okay, nine, one, eight, zero.

Wow!

You must have your second spot at jima.com. Now, on with the show.

How you stop, you're in actual facts, you're in actual facts, you're in the actual facts, you're in actual facts, you're in actual facts.

It's me, me, me, Bob. That's big Dipper. And we're gonna big Dipper and Meatball Sloppy's like it's a big Dipper and Meatball.

Now, before we start recording, I said I got a random text message.

And I've said this before, where I'll just be sitting around doing something not gonna text message from an unsafe number that's like make me gape dad or like just some horrifically sexual thing.

And Meatball goes, yeah, I just got a phone call from someone who says.

from someone who says, Hey, is this you? I had you saved him here from growler. Then

Meatball tells me he had a sexy time name that wasn't his real name so that people couldn't figure

out who I really was. And a club name. Yes. And when I lived in New York, when I lived in New York

and I was partying in the Lower East Side Eating Meatball Subs in Pizza, I had a fake name and I would

go by Paul at the club so that people were like, I don't know why. I don't know why. We're going

to get. We're going to get into more of this, but we have a guest waiting. So let's get to my

guess. My sex name was Jordan. A amazing writer, comedian, actor, I would argue model creative force

someone that I have looked up to. Long before moving here, I was watching your content online

and then found out we had friends and friends and connected. So I'm very happy that you've come

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