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This week we take phone calls.

It's me, Ryan Walker page.

I didn't like that because I had recorded a cold open

for the pod anyway.

But you didn't send it to anybody.

Yes, I did it with the end of the episode.

Wilson put it in there.

So he had to use Ryan.

Listen, if we're going to start having guests cold opens,

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