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If You Died Today What Casket Theme Would You Want?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

We think capability, handling, grip and safety should always be full-time jobs.

0:16.0

That's why every SUV we make has permanent four-wheel drive, a standard.

0:25.0

Subaru, all-wheel drive, all the time.

0:30.0

Looking for ways to use less fuel. At SO, we can help.

0:34.0

Small changes we can make today can start to help win the energy challenges we all face.

0:39.0

Like your choice of fuel, making the fuel you buy go further and even finding alternatives to using it in the first place.

0:45.0

We call this thoughtful driving. The journey won't be easy, but we want to start it with you.

0:51.0

Not what you're expecting to hear from a fuel company. Well, at SO, we think it's time that changed.

0:56.0

Search SO thoughtful driving for changes we can all start to make today.

1:09.0

The Barbie movie has inspired people so much. They want to spend the rest of their eternal lives in their own Barbie Dreamhouse.

1:17.0

People will be buried in pink Barbie-themed caskets, according to the New York Post.

1:23.0

The All of ours, funeral home in Mexico, is offering them as a way for people to quote rest like Barbie.

1:30.0

They're these bright pink caskets with little white stars all over them.

1:35.0

They're very fashionable. I will have to say, if you're going to be buried anywhere, this is a very happy place to do so.

1:40.0

And apparently they're catching, it's a big trend now becoming in Mexico, as well as other Latin American countries like El Salvador.

1:47.0

So Romeo will have to let us know if any of his relatives.

1:50.0

I'll tell you why this is a big waste of money right here.

1:53.0

Because you're dead. You're dead and it doesn't matter.

1:56.0

And you can't rest like Barbie because Barbie doesn't come.

1:59.0

Exactly right. They don't die.

2:01.0

Save the money and give it to your kid who's alive.

2:04.0

Let people have their fun. If they want to be buried in this, that's fine.

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