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If You Can't Find A Funeral Does That Mean You Shouldn't Attend?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

RIP Uncle David. Kristin celebrated her uncle’s life at his memorial this weekend. Getting to the funeral, though? That was a little difficult. She’ll explain! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:27.5

So my uncle David passed away a little over a month ago and the funeral was Sunday and it

1:36.9

was in Dayton where my dad had his services where my Aunt Marilyn had her services. So this

1:42.5

is on my dad's side and he had an older brother and an older sister and now all of three of

1:48.0

them are are passed. And he is my only uncle. My mom's an only child and so Aunt Marilyn

1:54.6

and Uncle David were my only blood aunt and blood uncle. And it was never any hesitation

2:02.7

that my brother and I wouldn't attend the funeral or the services. We have a lot of fond

2:08.1

memories from when we were kids and granted as we got older, there are some, you know,

2:13.8

some sides of the family that you're closer to than others and like because of I think

2:18.8

more so I think more geographically, we just kind of like we've never really kept in touch.

2:25.1

Is this somebody that you would see when you go to when the families get together on holidays

2:31.5

or anything like that or they're like just long stretches or?

2:33.6

Oh, no, I mean, but they we didn't get the other on holidays. Yeah, because I mean,

2:36.3

when my dad got married and it's like one of those how mothers of sons are always terrified

2:41.7

that when they get married, if you know straight men, if they get married, that the wives are

2:47.9

going to take them away to her family and you're never going to see them again. Well,

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