Get it. The Bird Show. You're frustrated, you're single, you feel like you've tried everything, but you haven't. How about a matchmaking incentive program?

Look, the dating apps are out, run clubs are oversaturated.

Let me get you on the hottest new dating concept.

Someone recently told me about this concept of a relationship bounty and I think it's changed

my life. My friend is personally putting up $300 so that if you set them up with someone they get into a relationship with, you get the $300. So that in itself is a pretty cool concept, especially because it just gives incentives for your friends that set you up.

But my friend came up with one of the best derivatives of this concept called the dating referral program.

I'll get out of the way. Are you kidding me?

Preferred candidates are often higher quality compared to those of traditional

recruiting channels. And she put a tiered incentive structure into here.

Early submission bonus to get a friendship bracelet. If she goes on a first

date, that's a free cocktail. I'll go out of the way, but if she goes on a second date, that's a

homemade batch of cookies. Look at these incentives to go long term. If she marries the referral you get first-class travel

and accommodation to the wedding. I feel like people need to take this

concept and just run with it. Dates will be flocking to you. I don't hate the

idea at first.

I mean, when you hear a new edgy idea like this,

you're like, is this a little desperate?

Why not?

So that came from Arc No Bite on Tik-Tock

and it has inspired us to ask Abby to do her own matchmaking

incentive program. Good God we all want to help you. I know. It's seeing me

rolling every day just being like it's been 28 years without a relationship

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