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Togethermess

If It’s Yellow… We Have a Problem

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Spring break chaos, TikTok trends, and a house full of boys—what could go wrong? Jeff’s recovering from a poker night, Jordan’s one meltdown away from bedtime enforcement, and somehow they end up deep in everything from childhood nostalgia to the wild world of reality TV drama.


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0:00.0

The problem was you didn't update your phone.

0:07.2

That's why you couldn't get to it. No, it's not. Yes, it is. See how crazy you are about updating your phone. It's easy. You have little idiosyncrasies that like, I'm like, what is happening? With your keys, you have to hold onto those keys. You have to be in your kung fu grip. Hey guys, episode 229. It's Sunday and we're recording. We're relaxing today. Jeff had a long night last night. He was at a poker tournament last night. One of our friends, they have a yearly poker tournament with all the dads. There's like 35 men there and you're tight, tight today. I'm tight, but I'm plugging along. You are. We just finished doing our live. If you don't know, we do Amazon lives every Sunday at four o'clock in mountain time if you want to tune in. You don't have to, but if you're around

1:05.9

tuning. Yeah, and we just kind of use

1:07.5

everyday products that we use around

1:09.3

the house and we just show you what products we're using. So it's very natural. It's fun. We take your questions and things like that. But like Jordan said, if you're not interested, no worries. Today we had very glossy, plumpy lips. we did have some nice lips.

1:22.0

So we're already ready.

1:23.0

So we're like, let's just film the podcast.

1:24.5

I know it's Wednesday out there in this world.

1:26.3

But yeah, enjoying the Sunday.

1:28.3

It's beautiful here in Colorado. They March madness is going on. And I'm ready for spring breaks ending. I'm like, I'm at my end point. I'm tired of entertaining the kids. I know a lot of parents probably feel the same way. It's just like, it's time to get into a bedtime routine instead of staying up late because I have kids that are very grippy the past couple of days because they're tired. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I wish I could remember me as a kid because it's like, we just took them to Universal Studios who are always doing something. And if there's like one second, they're like, I'm bored. They have 800 iPads, video games. Like, what do you board? How do you board? I don't know. It's just kids these days. I mean, everybody just has to be entertained. I remember my mom cleaning. And if I went inside and I was complaining, she would be like, go find something to do outside. I mean, she kicked us out. I was drinking out of a hose. I don't know what I was doing. We were just finding things to do. I remember me, my friend. We used to say we were gonna make an invention and we would just find things in our garages and I remember one time duct taping an extra seat to the bike. And she was always skinny, like tiny. She was way tinier and I was always bigger. And I was just, I weighed a lot more. So I always did the heavier stuff, like the paddling. And she, we duct tape this seat. And she would just ride on the seat. And we would just come up with things to do. I know. Or we would go out in the woods. There were woods behind our house. And we would build forts back there and find things and just take stuff from home like sheets and make a whole fort. It was fun. I remember one time, like in the creek, she made me walk in the creek in the deep part

3:25.8

and she was on my back

3:27.0

because she was scared of like a water moccasin

3:28.9

or something like a snake getting us and I had to walk through. Oh, I did the craziest stuff. Me too, but I feel like. It was fun. But then we'd kill our kids if they did that, right? We wouldn't let them run around in the woods by themselves.

3:42.9

Well, I watched too many.

3:44.2

I know.

3:45.0

I'm like, wait, what are you doing?

3:46.6

Different times, man.

3:47.6

But we weren't just with, it was just like, We wouldn't let them run around in the woods by themselves. Well, I watched too many. I know.

3:45.0

I'm like, wait, what are you doing?

3:46.6

Different times, man.

3:47.6

But we weren't just with, it was just like a group of us kids. It's kind of like our coldest sack. I did the same thing. Like I would go to, I mean, I'd go, we had a park like across the street, like a busy street by us. We just I'd be there all playing basketball just hanging out at a baseball game

4:03.5

I obviously played all my sports growing up there like little league and football and all that but I just

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