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Togethermess

Botox & Quickies

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Botox, a spontaneous lunch date, and a lot of real talk. Jeff and Jordan laugh through insecurities, marriage ups and downs, and why the simplest days sometimes mean the most.


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0:00.0

Hey, media group. I just told the story. You did the same thing as twice in a row. You have anything in your pocket you want to bring out? Nicole Kimment talked about. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, guys, episode 230. Jeff and I had a good day today. You just passed by a joke. What? What time is it when you have to go see the dentist? You're so stupid. Two 30. That was a good joke. You're so dumb. We had it. Jeff's feeling good. That a couple beers. He continued. He continued the fun day. I didn't even get a beer. I wish I would have had a beer, but I didn't. I was like, no, I gotta go pick up the kids from school and we have to do this podcast. But okay, so I had an appointment to get Botox because I was due. I normally do Botox twice a year. And Jeff had been complaining or just venting that you're about your hair. You're like, I've lost my hair just because of the year he had last year. And you're like, I had such like, like there was, you still have good hair. I know, but there's two things that I was proud of. My hair and my calves, like I'm serious. That was like what I was proud of in life. Okay. And the last year or so was so stressful that I noticed my hair was thinning. Just because like the stress, you know, and I'm like, whoa, what is that? What's going on there? So that's what I was complaining about. Right. But I don't know, I, but I don't know. I chalk it up to the stress because I always had

1:47.1

like the thickest, fullest hair.

1:49.5

Yeah. Layton has your hair. Yeah, now I don't. Well, we'll work on it. We'll work on it. Anyway, say anyways. Yeah. Is it to be a man? Is it good to have good calves? I do feel a little, if you're watching,

2:02.9

I feel a little insecure.

2:04.9

It's kind of like wearing shorts on an airplane

2:06.9

to do this podcast.

2:07.9

Open your pale and you put shorts on like, I don't think men in shorts are a good look. Why, because you're hairy? I don't know. I just, I feel insecure about it. How about patents sitting to the side? He's like, yes. Well, he likes it. He likes it. I just, I feel like when you go on an airplane, like you should wear pants.

2:28.4

Like I don't, I feel like when you go on an airplane,

2:26.9

like you should wear pants. Like I don't wear open toe shoes on airplanes. I don't wear shorts on an airplane. I don't know why. And I feel the same like a little bit about the podcast. I don't like shorts on an airplane. I don't know, because I'm like, what if somebody was sweating? I'm like, dude, who's this guy wearing shorts?

2:44.4

You look fine.

2:46.2

I don't know.

2:47.5

Anyways, I did looking at myself right now. I'm like, dude, who's this guy wearing shorts?

2:45.4

You look fine.

2:47.2

I don't know.

2:48.1

Anyways, I did have a couple drinks. But keep going. We did have a fun day. Not a fun day. I mean, it's only. Is it was fun? It's five o'clock. I like when if you leave work early and I get to have like that one on one time with you.

3:03.0

We try to do more of that.

3:04.8

And I told Jeff, well, let me, let me finish.

3:09.0

Oh, yeah, sorry. Okay. So Jeff met me at Vital. That's where I go and get my Botox done. I've gone there since I moved here. And- In Cherry Creek, if you're ever in the Denver area. Yeah. And I love all the girls. They're so sweet and nice and I do. I just love everybody. But Jeff was complaining about like he also said too. You're like, I just feel like I look tired and I feel like my skin's dull and I just don't look good. So I told Jeff, I said, Hey, I'm like 10 minutes from your work. Come meet me if you have nothing going on and we will go on a lunch date or coffee date, just meet me. So he said, okay. And I'm in the chair getting my Botox and you walk in and the girls is funny. The girls are like, oh, do we have his chart? And Jeff's so confused. She's like, wait, what? But I told the girls, I was like,'s coming. If Olga has time, that's who I see. Can she do Jeff's Botox? So I surprised you with some Botox. And Jeff was thrown off. Surprise is a is in quotation. You were very quotations. Yeah. You were very like, wait, what? I'm getting Botox and I go, yeah, you're next. So then Jeff sits down and she's just marking, you know, when you get Botox, they mark you with the chalk. Jeff goes, oh, that's it. I'm done. And she goes, no, I'm marking you. But you were nervous because you were worried you'd look like Gargamel with your eyebrows. That Gargamel. Well, yeah, Gargamel. Gargamel's got the point.

4:45.0

Spock is what I'll say.

4:46.0

Spock.

4:47.0

Yes, I get Spock.

4:48.0

And that's why I'm very like, I like going under like with Botox.

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