If I Were You: COYS BOYS
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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In this episode we discuss practical cars, practical advice, and the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, we're back. It's Monday 420. |
| 0:09.2 | Yes. |
| 0:10.5 | I hope you don't mind if we have a reefer cigarette and smoke grass and hash and rip a bong. |
| 0:20.2 | Are you okay? |
| 0:20.9 | Good, dude. Because it's really... grass and hash rip a bong you okay good dude |
| 0:23.5 | because it's really |
| 0:24.6 | it's mellow bud |
| 0:26.5 | it should go down nice |
| 0:28.1 | I think I breathe so my saliva |
| 0:30.2 | super friendly |
| 0:32.8 | grass what you say |
| 0:35.3 | I can't breathe |
| 0:36.5 | you've breath breathe your saliva. |
| 0:40.1 | Oh shit. |
| 0:41.1 | Now I'm hacking. |
| 0:43.3 | Is asthma contagious? |
| 0:45.2 | I don't know what's happening, man. |
| 0:46.8 | I don't really feel good at all. |
| 0:48.6 | I'm freaking scared and I'm not high at all. |
| 0:51.8 | I'm just generally suffering from some sort of psychosis, I think, |
| 0:56.1 | and breathing or fake smoking triggered some sort of response. |
| 1:02.2 | God, it feels good to be alive. |
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