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The Basement Yard

If I Were A Girl..

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about calling the cops, boobs, wieners, & other mature things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard today. It's me and Danny. We're back back

0:07.2

Sorry, it's okay

0:10.1

No episode last week. No people were for losing it listen. I was getting it on social media. I was getting it too

0:16.5

People were we're spitting at me on the streets listen. Let me address this. None of that happened. Let me dress this

0:21.4

Yeah, first of all. Yeah, I was in Italy for two weeks, right? It was a planned trip for a long time. Yes, right? Yes

0:28.7

What I was going through obviously. Yeah, I didn't know if I was gonna go or not gonna go

0:33.2

So it was kind of last minute that I decided to end up I said you know what? I'm gonna go on the suck trip

0:37.4

Yeah, so I went and it was July 4th and

0:41.1

We didn't want to put out something that wouldn't have been good. Yeah, we only want the best for you

0:45.6

I also had someone lined up, but it ended up not working out

0:49.2

So didn't schedule and it fell through with the last second so I was like I don't want to like rush and like do my own thing

0:54.4

No, so that's why it didn't happen

0:56.5

We only want the best of the best for you. Yeah, to be honest. I have you know a different kind of question like yeah

1:02.0

That wasn't an episode out last week, but why you weren't a Versace robe right now. Oh you noticed

1:07.7

It's fucking screaming at me. It's like bright gold. It's got Versace written over it a hundred times

1:14.6

Yeah, is it comfy? It's fantastic. Yeah after this you'll try it on I

1:19.9

Think during this I'm gonna try it on yeah, I think you should I think we should swap it just to say I

1:25.2

Put it on I feel so rich when I put this on yeah, then I look at my bank account and then I'm like no

1:30.9

No, no, no, no, no, not really, but no, it was this is the first thing I bought when I went to Italy

1:36.1

I walked we were walking through Milan or my girlfriend was just like oh my god

1:41.6

This is so beautiful. I was like yeah, the Versace story looks amazing

1:45.6

So I just let me get the fuck in there. Yeah, I just walked in there and there I was just like

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