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The Basement Yard

I'm Never Going Into A Cave

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Support the show by going to Patreon.com/TheBasementYard ! On this episode, Danny & I are introducing the Patreon, Kylie Jenner, & the trapped Thai kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Basement Yard. Today I am joined by Danny and his two gold chains. Oh, yeah, his broken ass hand. Hey, hey,

0:09.0

Stalin profiling Stalin profiling looking good hurts sometimes of course pain is beauty pain is beauty

0:16.0

I think that was Bill Clinton who said that yeah or Albert Einstein. I think it was like mother Teresa

0:22.1

I don't know. I'm thinking Thomas Edison now

0:24.8

Anyway, today's a special day for the Basement Yard. We have something set up here that

0:31.6

Kind of helps us and helps people who enjoy the show the show by the way has been doing insanely well

0:37.1

So thank you to everyone who's fucking listening because there's a lot of you now if I could clap if I could clap right now

0:42.0

I would put my hands up. Yeah, I thought you were doing a tea like hold up time now

0:46.0

Like I got I gotta go take a dump, but you were trying to clap with drunk a hand trying to clap. I'm trying to clap

0:51.0

Yo, time out real quick. I gotta I gotta go take a dump. Um, but

0:55.9

we

0:57.1

Set up a patreon

0:59.2

Which if you don't know what it is basically it's like a crowdsourcing site platform whenever you want to call it and

1:06.6

There's tears to how much money you're pledging or whatever and you get rewards with those tears and we know people have been asking for like

1:15.6

Oh, do we want the full video and we want more episodes blah blah blah

1:20.0

This is like a nice trade off here

1:22.5

Um, because for us it's not one camera

1:26.5

There's a lot of work involved with if it's a full video. Oh, yeah, I mean, so a lot of work for Danny guys

1:31.6

A lot of work for

1:33.6

Doesn't eat guy doesn't eat doesn't eat now anymore

1:36.8

Ever represents you found out he's diabetic. Yeah, it's just straight once I found out eat I had diabetes

1:42.0

I was like I'll take anything that's green and has zero calories. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so much

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