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Ask Iliza Anything

If I Die, Use My Body For Food

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Iliza debates pizza and has advice for skipping part of a friend's wedding (to go to Iliza's show).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me.

0:03.0

Ask Eliza anything. It's time to ask.

0:07.0

Ask me on your questions.

0:09.0

Leave them in the Instagram,

0:11.0

comment section

0:13.4

leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook

0:17.0

we'll see them we'll read them then we'll give you answers you know it

0:21.8

I've got it I've got the answer. The answer. You ask me.

0:26.5

Out there you're getting me! Help! Help! Help! Help me!

0:32.2

It is hot outside.

0:35.0

It's really horrible.

0:36.0

Oh wait, that reminds me I have to turn this off.

0:39.0

I have a fan going in here.

0:41.0

I might die.

0:42.0

Turn it off for quality assurance.

0:43.7

For sound, yeah.

0:46.1

The alarm company we use, the actual alarm,

0:49.4

because I was thinking about that person who wrote in for Fight Me last week that was like talking about like how free garbage comes with everything

0:57.1

like the added perceived added value our alarm

1:01.4

also gives you it gives you the date and it gives you the time obviously but it also gives you a

1:06.0

weather forecast and so it's not right it's very hot here and it's like Sunday thunderstorm showering. You're like it's it's very hot here

1:17.7

But I just think it's funny like they were making throw like we got up the value. Okay. How about it predicts the weather but in a place that you aren't like maybe in

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