If Bert Could Only Save One Cohost…Who Would He Save?!
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The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:02.4 | Ask us anything, Dave. |
| 0:04.7 | I was on Instagram yesterday, |
| 0:05.9 | scrolling through the Bert Show's stories, |
| 0:09.7 | and I'm like, uh, there's Rebecca. |
| 0:11.5 | Today's Tuesday, tomorrow will be Wednesday. |
| 0:15.1 | So you're gonna hit us with the tough questions. |
| 0:16.6 | Okay, ask us anything. |
| 0:18.2 | If you are following the Bert Show, |
| 0:20.2 | Rebecca's been asking for days, which one to now? |
| 0:23.1 | Bert, if Kristen and Mo were falling off a mountain, |
| 0:26.6 | and you could only save one of them. |
| 0:29.1 | Yes. |
| 0:30.3 | Who are you picking? |
| 0:31.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.7 | Kristen's life is more valuable. |
| 0:34.0 | It's not. |
| 0:35.0 | I'll at least just let me tell you. |
| 0:36.5 | Let me go. |
| 0:37.7 | Let me automate these. |
| 0:39.3 | Why do you have to tell a black man |
| 0:40.9 | that a white woman might be telling you what is? |
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